Whenever products have bonus words in the title, like extreme razors, ultimate lash curlers or turbo hair dryers, I am immediately suspicious.

Have a cameraphone in your pocket? Snap a photo of that room number.

Mid-Valentine’s day she broke the news with “we are going to go take trapeze lessons in an hour, get dressed!”

Suppose the movie Monsoon Wedding was somehow sponsored by the tourist bureau of India.

My reaction to “building-to-flip.”

For those who need a bit more to bite…

It all started when I was 3 years old at the town-dump’s aluminum-can recycling bins.